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It's been a while since I did one of these, but this was just too good to pass up!
* These folks have reached a new and interesting level of "We want you to run EVERYTHING for us" in their ad. The highlights, as it's a 3 screen ad: Part-time Office Manager/Bookkeeper to be in charge of not only the entire office, from home, but also all aspects of AP/AR/Purchasing/Payroll, all aspects of HR (including the interview process), IT, etc., all for the low price of $12-15/hr w/no benefits. Oh, and even though it's a remote position, you still need to be local only.
* For a part-time delivery driver: "You must have six years of driving in Massachusetts...". So if you just moved from out of state, go screw? Only long-term Massachusetts drivers need apply? Guys, I know you don't get it, but you really don't drive that differently from anywhere else. Well, maybe Rhode Island...
* PT job-great office job for retiree or supplemental income. Good thing you only want someone who either doesn't need to work, or just wants something to do, 'cause that schedule? Oi!
* Sell our stuff on eBay! (Also, you wanna pimp our stuff on FB and Twitter while you're at it? We just want the money. We don't want to any of the actual work...
* Typos right in the tag-line, starting nearly every sentence with the word "Candidate", incorrect use of punctuation... (I seriously need to start marketing myself as a bloody proof-reader for online ads. The horrendous execution of the English language makes me die a little more inside every day.)
And folks still seriously think the reason people are out of work is because they're just lazy...
* These folks have reached a new and interesting level of "We want you to run EVERYTHING for us" in their ad. The highlights, as it's a 3 screen ad: Part-time Office Manager/Bookkeeper to be in charge of not only the entire office, from home, but also all aspects of AP/AR/Purchasing/Payroll, all aspects of HR (including the interview process), IT, etc., all for the low price of $12-15/hr w/no benefits. Oh, and even though it's a remote position, you still need to be local only.
* For a part-time delivery driver: "You must have six years of driving in Massachusetts...". So if you just moved from out of state, go screw? Only long-term Massachusetts drivers need apply? Guys, I know you don't get it, but you really don't drive that differently from anywhere else. Well, maybe Rhode Island...
* PT job-great office job for retiree or supplemental income. Good thing you only want someone who either doesn't need to work, or just wants something to do, 'cause that schedule? Oi!
* Sell our stuff on eBay! (Also, you wanna pimp our stuff on FB and Twitter while you're at it? We just want the money. We don't want to any of the actual work...
* Typos right in the tag-line, starting nearly every sentence with the word "Candidate", incorrect use of punctuation... (I seriously need to start marketing myself as a bloody proof-reader for online ads. The horrendous execution of the English language makes me die a little more inside every day.)
And folks still seriously think the reason people are out of work is because they're just lazy...
