More tales from the Idiot Job Posting files...

"I need a household manager, housekeeper, secretary, receptionist, errand person, food prep, MAC database keeper, etc. person part time--to possibly full time. Starting training pay is 11/hr, then raises to 12...You will be asked for your resume, refs and a photo. Pleasant, feminine phone voice..."

Dude, just come out and say you want a housewife. Seriously.