You want what with the who, now???

This may be my new favorite asshat job posting ever. It beats out the limo service that wanted the receptionist to be A/P, A/R, HR, dispatch and back-up driver for $10/hr.

I'm going to be laughing at this one for days to come. Seriously, this has gotten completely out of hand and someone really needs to tell these morons to haul their sorry asses back into reality.