So, since that last and final page of the website is completely kicking my butt lately (I blame the heat making thinking nigh impossible. *blech*), I'm going to toss a basic listing up here for now, complete with my usual level of candor...ya know, the stuff I'm trying to leave off the main website... ;)
Who? Me and you!
What? Swedish massage, with a blend of myofascial, sports, and neurouscular techniques mixed in as needed.
Where? The place of your choosing, so long as it has a minimum of a 6x9 space to set up a massage table in, has adequate privacy, and is within 30 miles of Pepperell, Mass. (Please note, that I am only licensed in Massachusetts and as such cannot technically work in other states as yet.)
When? Current available days are Sunday through Thursday, 12 PM - 8 PM, by appointment.
How many cookies? $65 an hour table-time or $85/for 90 minutes. Payment is expected upon rendering of services. Currently I am not set up for credit card payment (unless previous arrangements have been made to bill payment via PayPal), though I do accept cash or check.
What should you expect? As I am coming to you, expect me to show up at the time scheduled. In general, set-up/clean-up takes approximately 5-10 minutes. (If you need to re-arrange things for the table to fit, please have this taken care of before I arrive, as I will have scheduled my day accordingly, and will need to shorten time spent on the table to compensate.) For a first session, please expect to include an additional 20-30 minutes for paperwork and assessments at the beginning. Additional sessions generally take less time, closer to 10-15 minutes. There will also be a brief "exit" interview following the session to discuss changes, questions, etc. All told, block out approximately an hour and 45-2 hours of time.
The usual disclaimers (I hate having to make these, but in the interest of covering my butt):
*I am a massage therapist, not a doctor. I cannot diagnose or prescribe anything outside of my scope of practice. I can make referrals to the appropriate specialists, if need be.
*I take my job as a health care professional very seriously, and have a zero tolerance policy regarding sexual behavior, suggestions, commentary, etc., of any kind as it relates to the practice of massage. If I feel someone's conduct to be inappropriate I will terminate the session immediately and without refund.
*Regarding cancellations/tardiness: Any cancellations must be made no later than 24 hours prior to a session, barring emergencies (hospital trips, etc.), or you will be billed for the session. If I arrive and you are not ready for me, I will have to take time off of the session length to compensate.
Contact info: The best way to reach me is via email at riverswaymassage@gmail.com. If that doesn't work for you, you may also call me at 603-686-2766 and leave me a message. I will get back to you within 24 hours. (Generally within a couple of hours, really, but just in case something comes up...I'm away from the computer, working, got lost going to the grocery store and somehow ended up in Port-au-Prince...)
If I missed anything, please feel free to comment or email me and let me know/ask.
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ursulav found one that works with Twitter that managed the job. Echo Bazaar. Then again, given my adoration of Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere, I can't say I'm entirely surprised, with it's similarities to London Below.
