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Dear Neighbor-Lady~
You are a screaming example of everything I can't stand about idiots in winter, and why I, a woman, will rant about "Damned women drivers". Let me explain a few things to you. One, this is called snow. It's thick, and you can't see through it. This means that you should clear the snow off the car BEFORE YOU TRY AND DRIVE. Windshield wipers don't count. That way you don't have to stop at the edge of your condo's parking lot and clear it off then. Which brings me to my next point. I'm sorry your dark colored coat doesn't match your nice powder blue sweater and tan khakis. Suck it up. When you get out of your car with your wee little snow brush (finally), it helps to PUT THE DAMNED COAT ON. As in, put your arms in the sleeves and zip the thing up. Holding it over your head with your other hand isn't particularly effective for a.) keeping snow off of you, or b.) keeping you warm. By the way, it's 18 degrees out and still snowing. No really, put your coat one.
If you are incapable of understanding these very basic requirements for LIFE IN NEW ENGLAND, move South for the love of toast.

Sincerely,

your neighbor who just nearly had a apoplectic fit watching you.
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